kingjaffejoffer:

I wish I could put “Hating” on my resume

I do consider myself one of the foremost hating authorities in the western hemisphere. We have conferences like the WTO in Seattle. People are most familiar with brutish reality TV show styled hating, but its so unrefined and animalistic. 

I’m in tune with the finer points of hating. You know how when you first take singing lessons they tell you to stop singing from your throat and do it from the diaphragm. 

That’s how hating is. 

You have to hate from your small intestines. The origin of true hate starts as a bubbling of bile from the gallbladder. 

Don’t just hate a person. You hate all the way down their family line. 
Don’t just hate an object, hate the raw materials that were mined in Africa to create it. 

(via kennyboss)

swnklrd:

always remember jus cuz u went from rags to riches dont mean ur mama wont bring u from swag to switches!!!

(via kennyboss)

niggaimdeadass:

when i have kids 

imma fuck with them 

even when nothing happened imma act like they in trouble 

ask them shit like 

“why the teacher called me today?”

“what kid were you harassing? don’t lie!”

then imma watch that nigga fess up and crumble

stupid mothafucka

(via haitianprophet)